Migparkbit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless deer.

Migparkbit created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migparkbit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Migparkbit, he will turn you into a slug.

Migparkbit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Migparkbit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Migparkbit on top of important buildings.