Gepnutkop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic armadillo.

Gepnutkop created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepnutkop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gepnutkop, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gepnutkop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gepnutkop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away if six moths approach from the south.

5. Always obey Gepnutkop's priests.