Yamrilflab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain hyena.

Yamrilflab created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Yamrilflab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yamrilflab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yamrilflab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yamrilflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Do not keep eight frogs in a large pit.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.