Matsterleg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing ferret.

Matsterleg created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matsterleg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Matsterleg, she will turn you into a duck.

Matsterleg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Matsterleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if four sheep approach from the north.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Never look in ponds.