Sidarfsom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring spider.

Sidarfsom created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Sidarfsom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidarfsom, she will boil you in a big pot.

Sidarfsom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sidarfsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Worship no other gods but Sidarfsom.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.