Bogtigdudboss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful ferret.

Bogtigdudboss created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bogtigdudboss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogtigdudboss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bogtigdudboss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bogtigdudboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Hide if eight cats approach from the west.