Cengeptal is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty fly.

Cengeptal created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cengeptal, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cengeptal, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cengeptal's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cengeptal's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cengeptal.

2. Do not take Cengeptal's name in vain.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cengeptal on top of all buildings.