Arfcissdod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent snail.

Arfcissdod created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Arfcissdod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arfcissdod, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Arfcissdod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Arfcissdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.