Fadmipvid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring horse.

Fadmipvid created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadmipvid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fadmipvid, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fadmipvid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fadmipvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Run away if three ducks approach from the west.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.