Dudmigjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak cow.

Dudmigjarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmigjarn, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudmigjarn, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dudmigjarn's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dudmigjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.