Hablittif is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, grumpy tortoise.

Hablittif created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablittif, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hablittif, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hablittif's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hablittif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. You must love Hablittif.