Megtipwon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced coyote.

Megtipwon created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megtipwon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Megtipwon, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Megtipwon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Megtipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Megtipwon's priests.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if eight rats approach from the south.