Lithotbig Bunlidcub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong warg.

Lithotbig Bunlidcub created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lithotbig Bunlidcub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lithotbig Bunlidcub, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lithotbig Bunlidcub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lithotbig Bunlidcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lithotbig Bunlidcub.

5. Do not keep eight ants in a large pit.