Wabnartcam is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humane coyote.

Wabnartcam created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabnartcam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabnartcam, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wabnartcam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wabnartcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wabnartcam's priests.

2. Run away from green capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your head.