Rullunwaphat Hivjarnjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage sheep.

Rullunwaphat Hivjarnjarn created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullunwaphat Hivjarnjarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullunwaphat Hivjarnjarn, he will turn you into a snail.

Rullunwaphat Hivjarnjarn's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rullunwaphat Hivjarnjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Rullunwaphat Hivjarnjarn loves voles, so they must be respected.