Lindutpid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic penguin.

Lindutpid created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lindutpid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lindutpid, he will turn you into a slug.

Lindutpid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lindutpid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Hide from violet aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to turtles while wearing red jumpers.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.