Cebhanvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful warg.

Cebhanvog created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cebhanvog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebhanvog, he will turn you into a tree.

Cebhanvog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cebhanvog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise geese, for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Never eat lemons.