Tamflabsand is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable mink.

Tamflabsand created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamflabsand, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tamflabsand, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tamflabsand's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tamflabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never mention great tits.