Komcepfig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain hummingbird.

Komcepfig created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komcepfig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komcepfig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Komcepfig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Komcepfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near mites while wearing pink tights and balancing four silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Komcepfig on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Komcepfig.

5. Never eat bananas.