Paklogyimgud is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, annoying warg.

Paklogyimgud created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paklogyimgud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Paklogyimgud, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Paklogyimgud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Paklogyimgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if nine whales approach from the south.

4. Put Paklogyimgud first in all things.

5. Never look at planets.