Has is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful hummingbird.

Has created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Has, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Has, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Has' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Never laugh in the presence of whales.