Bomkamhot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing rat.

Bomkamhot created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomkamhot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomkamhot, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bomkamhot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bomkamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Retreat if six geese approach from the south.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bomkamhot on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bomkamhot.