Narzanmob is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong faun.

Narzanmob created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narzanmob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narzanmob, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Narzanmob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Narzanmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not take Narzanmob's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about gravity.