Timhotgen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful rat.

Timhotgen created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timhotgen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Timhotgen, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Timhotgen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Timhotgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Put Timhotgen first in all things.

3. Never skip in the presence of rats.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always wear indigo.