Matmipbogflat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fussy faun.

Matmipbogflat created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matmipbogflat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Matmipbogflat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Matmipbogflat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Matmipbogflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Matmipbogflat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide if eight seals approach from the south.

5. Hide from mauve ants for they are unholy.