Larnbognig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive fly.

Larnbognig created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbognig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larnbognig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Larnbognig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Larnbognig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not keep five snails in a large pit.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to capybaras while wearing mauve hats.

4. Run away from cyan horses, for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.