Mutbisstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful newt.

Mutbisstip created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbisstip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutbisstip, he will be very sad.

Mutbisstip's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mutbisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.