Fenwottun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast slug.

Fenwottun created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenwottun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fenwottun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fenwottun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fenwottun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.