Dudviddog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous eagle.

Dudviddog created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dudviddog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dudviddog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dudviddog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dudviddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Dudviddog loves whales, so they must be respected.