Ranmobxem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent crocodile.

Ranmobxem created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmobxem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ranmobxem, she will strike you with lightening.

Ranmobxem's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ranmobxem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Ranmobxem on top of all buildings.

4. Ranmobxem loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.