Bassboghimrulgilhubomt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless chinchilla.

Bassboghimrulgilhubomt created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassboghimrulgilhubomt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bassboghimrulgilhubomt, it will laugh at you.

Bassboghimrulgilhubomt's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bassboghimrulgilhubomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Bassboghimrulgilhubomt five times a day.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bassboghimrulgilhubomt.