Fuddusstap Fodvolpad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous jackal.

Fuddusstap Fodvolpad created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fuddusstap Fodvolpad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fuddusstap Fodvolpad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fuddusstap Fodvolpad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fuddusstap Fodvolpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Hide from mauve voles for they are unholy.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.