Nillbuswan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind snail.

Nillbuswan created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbuswan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nillbuswan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nillbuswan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nillbuswan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Worship no other gods but Nillbuswan.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.