Honruldan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful rat.

Honruldan created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Honruldan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honruldan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Honruldan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Honruldan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not take Honruldan's name in vain.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.