Podsiglat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody human.

Podsiglat created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Podsiglat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podsiglat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Podsiglat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Podsiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Podsiglat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.