Zanlinsas is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful raven.

Zanlinsas created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanlinsas, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zanlinsas, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zanlinsas' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zanlinsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from violet mites for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing white shirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.