Rapmetbass Jadbastguthadvablistmapkip Ominxempark is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm toad.

Rapmetbass Jadbastguthadvablistmapkip Ominxempark created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapmetbass Jadbastguthadvablistmapkip Ominxempark, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapmetbass Jadbastguthadvablistmapkip Ominxempark, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rapmetbass Jadbastguthadvablistmapkip Ominxempark's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rapmetbass Jadbastguthadvablistmapkip Ominxempark's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.