Afbadbap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust crocodile.

Afbadbap created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afbadbap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Afbadbap, she will ignore you.

Afbadbap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Afbadbap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing mauve kilts.