Yathublin Bidbanshav Dubbamgar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental tortoise.

Yathublin Bidbanshav Dubbamgar created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yathublin Bidbanshav Dubbamgar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yathublin Bidbanshav Dubbamgar, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yathublin Bidbanshav Dubbamgar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yathublin Bidbanshav Dubbamgar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six foxes approach from the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about moons.