Himhunkam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciless mouse.

Himhunkam created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himhunkam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himhunkam, she will be mildly annoyed.

Himhunkam's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Himhunkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Worship no other gods but Himhunkam.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.