Sogbastnurt Miplintit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong bee.

Sogbastnurt Miplintit created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbastnurt Miplintit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sogbastnurt Miplintit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sogbastnurt Miplintit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sogbastnurt Miplintit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sogbastnurt Miplintit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.