Vedbudstan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving scorpion.

Vedbudstan created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedbudstan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedbudstan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vedbudstan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vedbudstan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedbudstan.

5. Do not chop down trees.