Zogrotnut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent tapir.

Zogrotnut created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogrotnut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zogrotnut, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zogrotnut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Zogrotnut's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not take Zogrotnut's name in vain.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing purple trousers.