Tardidcum is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome hare.

Tardidcum created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tardidcum, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tardidcum, she will ignore you.

Tardidcum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tardidcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tardidcum in the centre of the settlement.