Nullhugmad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able butterfly.

Nullhugmad created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhugmad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullhugmad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nullhugmad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nullhugmad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nullhugmad seven times a day.

2. Hide from indigo sheep for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nullhugmad on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Never mention rats.