Wikgenpog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unjust jellyfish.

Wikgenpog created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgenpog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wikgenpog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wikgenpog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wikgenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Always help sick porpoises.