Gatviglit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident chinchilla.

Gatviglit created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatviglit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gatviglit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gatviglit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gatviglit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatviglit.

4. Gatviglit loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.