Gatriptetti Kiphennig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical slug.

Gatriptetti Kiphennig created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Gatriptetti Kiphennig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gatriptetti Kiphennig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gatriptetti Kiphennig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gatriptetti Kiphennig's Holy Commandments

1. Gatriptetti Kiphennig loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.