Cephig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish dryad.

Cephig created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cephig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cephig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cephig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cephig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat strawberries.