Hivnur Getgedweg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful giraffe.

Hivnur Getgedweg created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivnur Getgedweg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivnur Getgedweg, it will be very sad.

Hivnur Getgedweg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hivnur Getgedweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.